"Mary Kate and Ashley are twins?
Don’t you mean triplets?"
If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
"If you don’t like what you’re doing, then don’t do it."
Ray Bradbury, rest in peace.
KEEP CALLING ME BABE
And my love
I’LL TAKE INFINITELY MORE ORDERS OF THAT WITH FRIES
I will watch any movie with Rachel McAdams
- Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
- Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
so i’m at the military base library listening to a conversation between two young marines and one said “immaculate” in a sentence and the other was like “well i don’t understand that big fuckin word you just said” then he turns to me “do you understand what he said because i fuckin don’t” and the other guy was appalled like "CAN’T YOU SEE SHE’S A LADY? where are your manners marine?” and he panics like “oh shit- aw fuck- i mEAN- sorry ma’am frick”
He sounds better than Lorde tho
I was not at all prepared.
I wasn’t ready.
EXCUSE THE FUCK OUTA ME LIL NIGGGA.
jaw dropped damn fam
what is life even??
YOU GO BOY!
Wow. You could just see the passion. He loves performing.
Uh wow. Like how?
my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life
WAIT IT’S SUPPOSED TO SAY OHANA NOT OBAMA THE PRESIDENT ISN’T PULLING MY FAMILY TOGETHER
The hardest man in the restaurant business and he uplifts kids