person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
if i had a dollar for every time i was a third wheel
iamtonysexual: mortson: sweetsweetdicksinmymouth: dirkdave: PARTY AT MY PLACE i’ve got the alcohol covered i’ll bring some soda ill bring the drugs I’LL BRING THE BITCHES
wtvrmom: the* vinci code
fruitspulp: I’m following blackfashion on tumblr and sometimes they list the age of the people featured and some of them are like 16 holy crap??????? YOU ARE CHILDREN HOW ARE YOU SO FASHIONABLE
why-am-i-soo-funny: AHAHAHAHAH me everyday before a shower
I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
Anonymous asked: D about the going back in time thing
Today I found a bobby pin
in the drain of the bath tub. LOL
batreaux: meet sexy Kraft singles in your area
bloggingetiquette: This is Emma. She really likes the song she is listening to. However, she does not put it on her blog as autoplay because others might not like her shitty taste in music. Good Job, Emma. Blogging etiquette. Real simple stuff.
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My exercise this morning:
Dancing to Wobble, Wop, and Jerk this is legit y’all, lol
When driving a bumper car:
most-awkward-moments: Expectation: Reality:
Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
cryingvagina: if i was a dj my name would be dj enzyme because i’m always breaking it down
theatregeek96: Imagine what it would be like to not be single
skypride: when people walk around with Dr. Dre beats around their neck
me: omg im going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and ill have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
me: is that pizza
do-you-have-a-flag: “Shine your shoes, wipe your… face”
heyfunniest: napoleon bonaparte more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
other girls: makes an ugly face in a picture, still looks pretty
me: makes an ugly face in a picture, creature from the black lagoon